Sir Dix-A-Lot

This guy really gets around!

Oh, She's Just Full of Surprises, Isn't She?

"Oh, hi honey. I thought you weren't coming home until later."

"We're almost done here."

Wild Bull

This gorilla is pumping her like a madman. She can barely stay up on all-fours.

Taking Dick-tation

It's Secretaries Day, and these two couldn't have asked for a better reward.

Skewered in the Afternoon

In fact, they are doing their business in her living room, right by the front door. 

There will be no time to react/reset/hide should her husband come home unexpectedly.